Richard and Paul

Tonight's the night I start my long and tiresome journey to see Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers at the Global Atheist Convention in Melbourne! You know you're jealous. Only problem is that someone's borrowed my copy of the Greatest Show On Earth, so now I'm going to have to buy another one for ol' Richard to sign.

Oh the dilemma! What should I wear to the Convention dinner, where I will be sitting with the Pharyngulites? Tentacles?

I know Nathan wants me to score a pash with Richard Dawkins but I think the best I can hope for is a photo.

P.S. I intend to visit Lord of The Fries when I'm in Melbourne. You know you're jealous about that, too. Ha.